im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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