sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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