i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special