what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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