you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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