i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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