i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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