cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
