she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
she told me i tasted like america
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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