i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!