Your face is a jimmy john
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
How many fucks given?