Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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