i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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