White coat. Heels.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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