Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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