Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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