so explain again why im purple
no
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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