he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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