I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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