My boss' voice literally gives me gas
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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