Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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