found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
my poor anus
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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