Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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