Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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