So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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