dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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