i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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