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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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