Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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