When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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