I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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