I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
bring money and cleavage
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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