the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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