Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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