when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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