is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
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How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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