Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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