The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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