But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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