how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
