Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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