So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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