she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My vagina is officially offended.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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