Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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