So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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