I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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