i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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