How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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