dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I could make wine with my vomit
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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