I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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