in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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