Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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