we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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