i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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