mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Liz is crying about burritos again.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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