I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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