He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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